When most people think of Valentine’s Day, I’m sure the traditional love poem comes to mind. I thought today I’d break that stereotype, and write one for the other side of the love poem.
*And yes, before it is pointed out, I am aware that it’s July.*
Holiday of Bitterness and Desperation
Lonely people’s bane,
product of evil florists
and greeting card stores.
Cashing in on heartbreak
and corporate propaganda,
forking over four-grand for
a piece of crystalized carbon,
Everywhere you go there is people holding hands,
but soon you realise that,
you love food the best.
Viewpoints of the Corporate Overlord
Roses are red, violets are blue,
forget the love concept,
the green is sweet to.